1 00:00:17,559 --> 00:00:19,353 They're creepy and they're kooky 2 00:00:19,436 --> 00:00:21,313 Mysterious and spooky 3 00:00:21,438 --> 00:00:23,398 They're altogether ooky 4 00:00:23,482 --> 00:00:25,359 The Addams family 5 00:00:25,442 --> 00:00:27,361 The house is a museum 6 00:00:27,444 --> 00:00:29,404 When people come to see 'em 7 00:00:29,488 --> 00:00:31,448 They really are a scream 8 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:33,158 The Addams family 9 00:00:34,576 --> 00:00:35,869 MAN: Neat. 10 00:00:36,328 --> 00:00:37,496 Sweet. 11 00:00:40,332 --> 00:00:41,458 Petite. 12 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:43,293 So get a witch 's shawl on 13 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:45,295 A broomstick you can crawl on 14 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:47,214 We're gonna pay a call on 15 00:00:47,339 --> 00:00:49,883 The Addams family 16 00:01:18,829 --> 00:01:21,164 - It's unbelievable. - Our own son. 17 00:01:21,248 --> 00:01:23,208 He was always such a good boy. 18 00:01:23,292 --> 00:01:26,211 Keeping to the basement, playing with his octopus. 19 00:01:28,005 --> 00:01:29,756 It's terrible. 20 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:32,050 You must do something about it. 21 00:01:32,134 --> 00:01:35,095 After all, darling, the Addams family honor. 22 00:01:39,183 --> 00:01:42,060 You're right. Family honor. 23 00:01:56,283 --> 00:01:57,868 Thank you, Thing. 24 00:02:08,504 --> 00:02:11,048 It's worse than I thought. He's wearing it. 25 00:02:11,340 --> 00:02:14,384 I don't believe it. I want to see it with my own eyes. 26 00:02:25,395 --> 00:02:28,065 - We've lost him. - Can I look, Mother? 27 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:30,984 Certainly not. Grandmama, take her to her room. 28 00:02:32,194 --> 00:02:33,904 I can't stand these weird things. 29 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:37,032 I'm gonna sit in my tree house and watch the lightning. 30 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:41,078 Our poor boy. Something's come over him. 31 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:42,871 What are we going to do? 32 00:02:42,955 --> 00:02:44,831 Darling, I must have time to think. 33 00:02:44,915 --> 00:02:48,752 After all, this isn't some boyish prank Like setting the house on fire. 34 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:54,091 You've spoiled the boy, that's what you've done. 35 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:56,093 - How? - How? 36 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:59,263 Well, what other boy has a playroom like this? 37 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:02,266 I don't see any harm in a few simple toys. 38 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:05,435 You call this rack a simple toy? 39 00:03:05,602 --> 00:03:08,689 Why, this is luxury, pure luxury. 40 00:03:09,773 --> 00:03:12,234 And how about this battle-ax? 41 00:03:12,317 --> 00:03:14,611 It was the boy's fifth birthday, 42 00:03:14,778 --> 00:03:18,198 - and he was so tired of his blowgun. - Oh, fine. 43 00:03:18,282 --> 00:03:22,744 You know, my father wouldn't even Let me touch one of these until I was eight. 44 00:03:22,953 --> 00:03:25,372 You know, I didn't become what I am by accident. 45 00:03:25,455 --> 00:03:27,749 I had upbringing like no other. 46 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:29,960 Like no other. 47 00:03:31,086 --> 00:03:33,255 Eight years old. 48 00:03:33,338 --> 00:03:36,466 And how old was he when you gave him this little toy? 49 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:39,595 That's not Pugsley's, that's little Wednesday's. 50 00:03:39,678 --> 00:03:42,472 Oh, Wednesday's. You're gonna spoil her, too, huh? 51 00:03:43,182 --> 00:03:45,809 Perhaps we have been pampering them too much. 52 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:51,899 Well, there's really nothing to worry about. 53 00:03:52,482 --> 00:03:53,859 Oh, yes, there is. 54 00:03:54,151 --> 00:03:57,696 A 10-year-old boy sneaking around in a Boy Scout uniform. 55 00:03:58,363 --> 00:04:01,116 GOMEZ: Darling, there's something I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you. 56 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:04,203 The other afternoon I saw Pugsley playing with a bat. 57 00:04:04,286 --> 00:04:07,915 A bat? Well, that's more like our boy. 58 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:10,125 A baseball bat. 59 00:04:10,834 --> 00:04:14,505 It's a game played outdoors. In the sun. 60 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:16,840 Oh, no. 61 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:23,680 - You know what I think? - The boy needs help. 62 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:26,934 No, tomorrow's another day. We'll bide our time. 63 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:30,145 - Maybe he'll come out of it. - Perhaps you're right. 64 00:04:30,646 --> 00:04:34,358 We can only hope. Let's go upstairs to bed. 65 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:38,862 Why, thank you, Thing. 66 00:04:40,197 --> 00:04:42,407 Thank heaven Thing is still normal. 67 00:04:42,991 --> 00:04:46,286 Come along, darling, I want to show you my new nightgown. 68 00:04:47,746 --> 00:04:49,748 - Do you like it? - Adore it. 69 00:04:57,840 --> 00:05:01,176 Tish, let's go down to the cave. 70 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:05,806 That we save for special occasions, bubele. 71 00:05:05,889 --> 00:05:08,058 You know what you do when you call me that. 72 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:11,478 Well, it just slipped out. Now control yourself, Gomez. 73 00:05:11,562 --> 00:05:12,729 I'll try. 74 00:05:21,488 --> 00:05:25,075 Let me do that. You did mine last night. 75 00:05:27,578 --> 00:05:29,413 That scent's beautiful. 76 00:05:30,914 --> 00:05:33,959 - Buy a barrel of it. - That's the only way it comes. 77 00:05:36,044 --> 00:05:38,422 Darling, I'm sorry, 78 00:05:38,505 --> 00:05:42,593 I just can't think of anything tonight except our poor Pugsley. 79 00:05:44,094 --> 00:05:45,387 I understand. 80 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:49,683 Who'd ever thought we'd have a problem child? 81 00:05:56,481 --> 00:05:59,276 I wonder if blondes do have more fun. 82 00:06:09,620 --> 00:06:12,539 Watch it, Tish. Watch it! 83 00:06:15,667 --> 00:06:17,127 Wonderful. 84 00:06:18,128 --> 00:06:20,672 For a minute there I thought I was going to miss. 85 00:06:20,756 --> 00:06:24,718 I love to watch you play with these trains. It brings out the real you. 86 00:06:26,512 --> 00:06:30,682 It's not the same without little Pugsley. He's a great train wrecker. 87 00:06:31,183 --> 00:06:33,894 It's a shame to see natural talent go to waste. 88 00:06:34,686 --> 00:06:37,981 Tish, would you like to see me blow up three trains? 89 00:06:38,065 --> 00:06:42,027 Oh, darling, you know I would. But I have to fix your lunch. 90 00:06:42,236 --> 00:06:45,364 We're having your favorite, eye of newt. 91 00:06:49,034 --> 00:06:50,244 Broiled. 92 00:06:56,959 --> 00:06:59,378 Just a minute, Son. What's the hurry? 93 00:06:59,711 --> 00:07:02,881 I've got things to do. I gotta go. 94 00:07:03,340 --> 00:07:06,927 But you forgot to feed Aristotle. 95 00:07:08,387 --> 00:07:09,721 Gomez, 96 00:07:09,805 --> 00:07:13,725 have you noticed how Pugsley's been ignoring poor Aristotle lately? 97 00:07:14,226 --> 00:07:17,187 Well, he does look a little pale around the tentacles. 98 00:07:17,729 --> 00:07:19,273 Look at those sad eyes. 99 00:07:19,356 --> 00:07:21,733 I wonder where he went in such a hurry. 100 00:07:21,817 --> 00:07:26,738 Oh, I do hope he went to the mineshaft. The dankness does things for him. 101 00:07:32,202 --> 00:07:33,912 - Gomez! - What is it? 102 00:07:34,580 --> 00:07:37,833 He's out there playing with an it. 103 00:07:41,253 --> 00:07:45,215 - Maybe it's a baby armadillo. - Please, let's not pretend. 104 00:07:45,716 --> 00:07:47,342 We all know what it is. 105 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:51,430 It's a P-U-P-P-Y. 106 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:52,764 Lurch. 107 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:57,603 You rang? 108 00:07:57,686 --> 00:08:00,647 Go get Pugsley and take him to his room. I wanna have a talk with him. 109 00:08:00,731 --> 00:08:04,109 - He's out there playing with... - I know. 110 00:08:08,447 --> 00:08:12,993 Well, maybe we could all learn to love the little P-U-P-P-Y. 111 00:08:13,202 --> 00:08:15,829 Uncle Fester, go to your room. 112 00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:24,796 - Come with me. - I can't right now. 113 00:08:41,730 --> 00:08:44,107 - GOMEZ: May I come in, Son? - Just a second. 114 00:08:55,536 --> 00:08:57,621 I hope I'm not interrupting. 115 00:08:57,704 --> 00:08:59,998 No, I wasn't doing anything special. 116 00:09:00,082 --> 00:09:02,167 Good, I thought we'd have a chat. 117 00:09:03,919 --> 00:09:08,549 Maybe a little difficult for you to realize, Pugsley, but I was once a boy your age. 118 00:09:08,674 --> 00:09:11,176 It is a little hard to think of you at 10. 119 00:09:11,468 --> 00:09:14,179 Oh, I was a typical child. 120 00:09:14,263 --> 00:09:16,723 Faced with all the typical temptations. 121 00:09:16,807 --> 00:09:21,311 The important thing, Pugsley, is for a boy not to take a wrong turn. 122 00:09:21,395 --> 00:09:24,106 I'll never forget when I was a boy, 123 00:09:24,189 --> 00:09:26,817 I stood in front of Bailey's department store, 124 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:30,696 admiring a display of gaudy uniforms, mess kits, 125 00:09:30,779 --> 00:09:33,907 pup tents, those fat little knives. 126 00:09:34,992 --> 00:09:38,954 I often wondered what would have happened if I had tied that first knot. 127 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:45,335 Gosh, Dad, you might have ended up as a Scoutmaster. 128 00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:48,755 Boy, you're sicker than I thought. 129 00:10:00,726 --> 00:10:04,688 Don't you realize that all he's going to grow up to be is a dog? 130 00:10:11,695 --> 00:10:14,072 - Oh, it went that badly, dear? - Terrible. 131 00:10:14,573 --> 00:10:16,241 He even called me "Dad." 132 00:10:17,075 --> 00:10:19,578 Thank heaven he's never called me "Mom." 133 00:10:20,579 --> 00:10:23,790 First serious talk I've had with the lad and I botched it. 134 00:10:23,874 --> 00:10:26,335 - Where did we fail, Gomez? - Who knows? 135 00:10:27,503 --> 00:10:30,047 I have it. He's still a baby. 136 00:10:30,506 --> 00:10:34,384 Tonight when I tuck him in, I'll read him something nice and soothing. 137 00:10:36,178 --> 00:10:38,430 "Once upon a midnight dreary 138 00:10:38,889 --> 00:10:41,308 "While I pondered, weak and weary 139 00:10:41,767 --> 00:10:45,103 "Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore 140 00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:49,775 "While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping..." 141 00:10:51,527 --> 00:10:53,904 Pugsley, darling, you're not listening. 142 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:56,490 The Raven was always one of your favorites. 143 00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:59,409 You said it made you feel so nice and cozy. 144 00:11:00,869 --> 00:11:04,122 I like it all right. I've just got other things on my mind. 145 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:06,750 Mother knows. 146 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,795 She knows when her little boy is upset. 147 00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:11,421 I'm not upset. 148 00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:14,216 But you are, darling, you're all flushed. 149 00:11:14,675 --> 00:11:16,385 Lost your lovely pallor. 150 00:11:17,219 --> 00:11:20,889 Now, why don't you put all these strange thoughts out of your mind? 151 00:11:21,807 --> 00:11:23,475 I'll get your alligator. 152 00:11:40,117 --> 00:11:41,618 Oh, you poor dear. 153 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:48,417 "Plumbers, proxy solicitors, 154 00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:52,379 -"psychologist, child." - Morticia, must we? 155 00:11:52,588 --> 00:11:56,008 Darling, we need help. Dr. Black. 156 00:11:56,592 --> 00:11:58,010 Black? 157 00:11:58,177 --> 00:12:00,345 Well, at least he sounds friendly. 158 00:12:02,014 --> 00:12:04,391 MORTICIA: 5432... 159 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,357 I can see she has a real problem. 160 00:12:12,524 --> 00:12:14,401 It's not Mrs. Addams. 161 00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:20,991 - It's his problem. - It's our Pugsley. 162 00:12:21,867 --> 00:12:23,202 What is a Pugsley? 163 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,621 Pugsley is our son. 164 00:12:26,038 --> 00:12:30,334 Oh, a child problem. I've got one of my own. 165 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,252 No wonder you two look so... 166 00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:36,757 You should see how my wife and I Look some days. I'll never forget... 167 00:12:38,467 --> 00:12:40,469 Just what seems to be the trouble? 168 00:12:40,552 --> 00:12:42,429 Well, in the first place, 169 00:12:42,513 --> 00:12:44,598 it's those terrible clothes he's been wearing. 170 00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:47,309 - Uh-huh, beatnik. - That wouldn't be bad. 171 00:12:47,893 --> 00:12:49,061 Really? 172 00:12:49,144 --> 00:12:52,731 But on top of that he's suddenly attached himself to the strangest creature. 173 00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:55,108 - A girl? - An animal. 174 00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:59,738 The retreat-to-the-forest syndrome. They all go through these things. 175 00:13:00,531 --> 00:13:01,740 We never did. 176 00:13:02,241 --> 00:13:04,743 Believe me, most parents have the same problem. 177 00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:08,956 Weird clothes and strange pets, all bidding for more attention. 178 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:12,626 Well, give him a little more. Cater to his childish whims. 179 00:13:13,085 --> 00:13:15,420 Cater to such outrageous behavior? 180 00:13:16,088 --> 00:13:18,966 And in a few days, you'll have your boy back again. 181 00:13:20,092 --> 00:13:24,346 Well. Thank you, Doctor. 182 00:13:24,513 --> 00:13:28,851 You modern psychologists certainly have a way of getting to the heart of things. 183 00:13:29,101 --> 00:13:30,561 We do, don't we? 184 00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:53,834 Yes. Oh, come here, darling. 185 00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:56,753 You want to see me, Mom? 186 00:13:57,880 --> 00:14:00,591 Yes, I always want to see you, darling. 187 00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:03,760 What's closer in this world than a boy and his mother? 188 00:14:04,261 --> 00:14:05,846 A boy and his octopus? 189 00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:10,726 Maybe. Would you like to help me feed Cleopatra? 190 00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:13,562 I can't, Mom. I have to go up and read. 191 00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:17,024 Now, now, Cleopatra. Mind your manners, darling. 192 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,526 What is it you're reading, darling? 193 00:14:20,652 --> 00:14:22,738 "How to Become an Eagle Scout. " 194 00:14:23,197 --> 00:14:26,533 Oh, is that about an eagle who carries off a scout? 195 00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:29,203 Don't think so. 196 00:14:32,206 --> 00:14:34,291 Well, read what you please, dear. 197 00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:37,336 Oh, I see you have on your lovely neckerchief. 198 00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:39,880 - May I try it on? - Sure. 199 00:14:48,263 --> 00:14:50,641 Now I have to go up and read my manual. 200 00:14:51,016 --> 00:14:53,810 Keep the neckerchief, Mother, I'll get another. 201 00:14:57,898 --> 00:15:01,860 Oh, Cleopatra, there is real tragedy in this house. 202 00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:20,087 Put them back, Lurch. Doctor's orders. 203 00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:23,382 We must cater to his every whim until this phase passes. 204 00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:34,226 Where did you find him? 205 00:15:34,309 --> 00:15:37,396 He was out in front of the house in that uniform, 206 00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:39,773 helping an old lady across the street. 207 00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:44,611 - Aren't you gonna punish him? - GOMEZ: For what? 208 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,782 The things kids get away with today. 209 00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:55,747 Pugsley, that's certainly a smart-Looking uniform. 210 00:15:57,457 --> 00:16:00,460 - Mind if I try on the hat? - Gosh, no, Dad. 211 00:16:11,305 --> 00:16:13,140 - How do I look? - Sharp. 212 00:16:14,391 --> 00:16:18,187 Been a long time since you and I have had a real romp with the trains. 213 00:16:19,897 --> 00:16:22,316 Lately we haven't had a chance to be together much, have we? 214 00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:23,525 Guess not. 215 00:16:23,609 --> 00:16:26,695 Remember how we always used to enjoy blowing up the bridge? 216 00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:29,531 Today I've got dynamite under the bridge and the water tower. 217 00:16:30,824 --> 00:16:31,992 You do? 218 00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:35,662 Next time she comes around, you grab the plunger and let her rip. 219 00:16:35,787 --> 00:16:38,499 All right, here she comes. Got the plunger? 220 00:16:38,582 --> 00:16:43,420 4, 3, 2, 1, now! 221 00:16:47,132 --> 00:16:49,676 I'm sorry, Dad, I'm just not in the mood. 222 00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:23,085 Morticia, I failed again. 223 00:17:24,336 --> 00:17:27,589 - We've both failed. - We've lost touch with him. 224 00:17:28,382 --> 00:17:30,300 Maybe we were thoughtless. 225 00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:34,721 That summer we were too busy to go into the bat cave with him. 226 00:17:34,930 --> 00:17:36,890 Now he throws balls at them. 227 00:17:41,937 --> 00:17:46,275 Dr. Black, I'm just afraid it's an emergency. You're going to have to come over. 228 00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:51,572 But we did do as you suggested. 229 00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:55,450 We have catered to his whims. 230 00:17:55,534 --> 00:17:59,580 We have paid attention to him. But it just doesn't do any good. 231 00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:04,126 You have no idea the strange things he's been bringing into this house. 232 00:18:05,377 --> 00:18:07,754 You're just going to have to come over. 233 00:18:24,062 --> 00:18:26,565 Dr. Black, I'm so glad you're here. 234 00:18:26,815 --> 00:18:29,735 We've been at our wits' end over our Pugsley. 235 00:18:30,444 --> 00:18:32,196 Just look at this mess. 236 00:18:33,322 --> 00:18:34,990 I can see your problem. 237 00:18:35,991 --> 00:18:37,493 Isn't this sickening? 238 00:18:41,663 --> 00:18:43,040 Ghastly. 239 00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:46,752 You told us to cater to him. Well, this is the result. 240 00:18:50,714 --> 00:18:51,924 Horrible. 241 00:18:52,758 --> 00:18:56,553 I guess I am partly to blame, but I think you went a little too far. 242 00:18:58,889 --> 00:19:00,098 Much too far. 243 00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:08,148 As a matter of fact, this is the most extreme case of over-catering 244 00:19:08,232 --> 00:19:09,525 I've ever seen. 245 00:19:10,776 --> 00:19:13,445 Dr. Black, this is Pugsley's uncle, Fester. 246 00:19:13,529 --> 00:19:15,822 How do you...do? 247 00:19:18,617 --> 00:19:21,203 I see you've been catering to the boy, too. 248 00:19:21,286 --> 00:19:22,621 And how. 249 00:19:22,704 --> 00:19:24,873 Excuse me, those things you're carrying... 250 00:19:24,957 --> 00:19:26,458 I'm taking them up to Pugsley's room. 251 00:19:26,542 --> 00:19:29,711 Aren't they dangerously large firecrackers for a boy? 252 00:19:29,795 --> 00:19:33,090 Oh, they're not firecrackers, they're dynamite. 253 00:19:35,467 --> 00:19:38,762 Mrs. Addams, I know I'm responsible for what's going on here, 254 00:19:38,846 --> 00:19:42,516 but I'm afraid things have gotten too far out of hand. I better take over. 255 00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:44,142 I think I'll go up and have a talk with the boy. 256 00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:45,310 Very well. 257 00:19:47,104 --> 00:19:49,481 It's the door at the head of the stairs, 258 00:19:49,565 --> 00:19:52,109 the one with the baby vultures painted on it. 259 00:19:57,406 --> 00:20:02,077 Come on, Pugsley, let's have a blast, just for old times' sake, huh? 260 00:20:03,871 --> 00:20:05,080 Who is it? 261 00:20:05,164 --> 00:20:06,874 BLACK: It's Dr. Black, sonny. 262 00:20:06,957 --> 00:20:09,376 Your mommy asked me to have a little chat with you. 263 00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:10,669 Come in, sir. 264 00:20:21,471 --> 00:20:25,893 I think you've done more than your part. I'll take it from here. 265 00:20:29,104 --> 00:20:30,647 Good luck. 266 00:20:39,198 --> 00:20:43,869 You really like the way your Uncle Fester looks? 267 00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:46,205 Oh, sure. He looks fine. 268 00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:51,335 I can see we're going to have to have quite a chat. 269 00:20:52,377 --> 00:20:54,338 - What's going on? - He's up there. 270 00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:56,048 - With Pugsley? - Yes. 271 00:20:57,049 --> 00:20:58,217 Oh, dear. 272 00:20:58,842 --> 00:21:02,221 Maybe we shouldn't have taken his ax away when he was a baby. 273 00:21:02,387 --> 00:21:06,850 He seemed so happy chopping up things. And it was good exercise. 274 00:21:08,227 --> 00:21:10,187 Wish I knew what was going on up there. 275 00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:13,065 - I'll climb up and take a look. - Excellent idea. 276 00:21:46,849 --> 00:21:51,395 And then we took the rope and we put it around and around... 277 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,319 - How's it going? - Oh, great. 278 00:22:40,402 --> 00:22:43,280 You know, that doctor's a lot smarter than he looks. 279 00:22:44,573 --> 00:22:47,451 Thank heaven. Pugsley's past the crisis. 280 00:23:03,592 --> 00:23:07,095 - Doctor, is everything all right? - Naturally. 281 00:23:07,638 --> 00:23:11,141 All that had to be done was to release the boy's inner antagonisms. 282 00:23:11,225 --> 00:23:13,310 See, Morticia? Pugsley's come through. 283 00:23:13,393 --> 00:23:14,770 Magnificently. 284 00:23:14,853 --> 00:23:17,147 Once again, he's the wonderful boy you both loved. 285 00:23:17,231 --> 00:23:18,565 Oh, thank heaven. 286 00:23:18,649 --> 00:23:21,401 Now I can get rid of all this ridiculous mess. 287 00:23:21,485 --> 00:23:25,322 By all means do. Get your house back to normal. 288 00:23:25,405 --> 00:23:28,408 - Thank you so much, Doctor. - Goodbye, Mrs. Addams. 289 00:23:28,492 --> 00:23:29,576 Goodbye. 290 00:23:34,623 --> 00:23:35,916 You uncles. 291 00:23:36,375 --> 00:23:39,211 You pamper the children worse than the parents do. 292 00:24:13,787 --> 00:24:17,040 Here's a surprise. It says Dr. Black has quit. 293 00:24:17,875 --> 00:24:20,377 - Quit? Why? - Going back to school. 294 00:24:22,462 --> 00:24:24,715 I think we should send him a present. 295 00:24:26,216 --> 00:24:27,467 The turtle. 296 00:24:27,551 --> 00:24:30,679 - Something better than that. - Better than the turtle? 297 00:24:36,226 --> 00:24:39,855 After all, he did give us our boy back.